Sunday, May 29, 2005

Steve's guest post

So I offered to come up with a guest post for this blog. However, as my own readers have likely noticed by now, I don't have anything important to say. I figure that since a picture is worth a thousand words, and ASCII art is worth a thousand pictures, the best way to convey meaning through a guest post is with some ASCII art.





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@| -| (O) |------| (O) |- |@ | Every night, I dream of |
@| ----- | | ----- |@ | www.stevekwan.com |
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DICKOLAS WANG


EDIT (June 2, 2005): Steve has asked me to make the eyes blink, and I have happily obliged.

11 comments:

Dickolas Wang said...

Where the fuck are my eyebrows, Steve?

jim said...

You've got a penis for a nose

aShelteredTown said...

As much as I dislike Steve, I have to say, that looks a lot like you, Dicky.

Anonymous said...

Jim, if that's what your penis looks like, you might want to get that checked out.

--VG

Jowen said...

Rich, I hate you.

Anonymous said...

"Dislike" is a strong word to use for someone you don't even know...you stupid broad.

Dickolas Wang said...

Oh, dear.

<ducks for cover>

Dickolas Wang said...

Keep things civil here, please?

aShelteredTown said...

Steve, do you want to make out?

jim said...

Richard, you haven't driven by my house yet like I asked, have you?
You've only got a couple days left to do it.

Dickolas Wang said...

Wow.

I was REALLY hoping for a big fucking Escalade though, so that's disappointing.