Saturday, May 28, 2005

Fun with graduation

I spent the better part of the last two days at UBC watching friends graduate. Here are a few highlights:

  • (One of these things is not like the others.)

    Dr. Richard Anstee: "These are the Caltech colours."
    Dr. Rajiv Gupta: "These are MIT's colours. They're much nicer."

  • Jon Woodward: "Wait. YOU'RE Dickolas Wang?!"
    me: "YOU'RE _jonjuan_?!"

  • Vikram: "Wait, you mean I didn't guess tranny first?"

  • Victor: "No, I guessed that two days ago."

  • Regan: "Who the hell reserved all these seats?"

  • Spencer: "There was supposed to be some cupping happening on stage, but I got caught on my gown."

  • A historic first meeting between Spencer Keys and myself.

    Spencer Keys, AMS President: "I don't snort coke."
    me: "I don't have a wang the size of a bowling ball."

    Taken shortly after we decided it was far more interesting when he snorted coke and I had a gigantic wang, and shortly before I offered the use of said enormous wang for to snort a line of coke off of.

  • me: "You weren't supposed to exhale!"
    Adam: "What do you mean, I'm not supposed to exhale?"
    me: "My glasses almost fogged up!"

  • The more things change...

    ... the more they stay the same.

Congratulations everyone.

Current Music: The New Pornographers - Electric Version

EDIT (May 31, 2005): Due to widespread browser crashing, the pictures have been toned down to a very crappy quality. If you want good copies just let me know.


A Sheltered Town said...

UBC looks like a place where dreams come true.

Spencer said...

Man-kissing dreams.

Good to finally meet you, Richard-with-the-enormous-wang. I put up the bum squeeze picture on my blog.

M Rexin said...

Thanks for making my browser crash, you bitch.

Dickolas Wang said...

Don't blame me if your browser doesn't support men kissing.