I spent the better part of the last two days at UBC watching friends graduate. Here are a few highlights:
(One of these things is not like the others.)
Dr. Richard Anstee: "These are the Caltech colours."
Dr. Rajiv Gupta: "These are MIT's colours. They're much nicer."
Jon Woodward: "Wait. YOU'RE Dickolas Wang?!"
me: "YOU'RE _jonjuan_?!"
Vikram: "Wait, you mean I didn't guess tranny first?"
Victor: "No, I guessed that two days ago."
Regan: "Who the hell reserved all these seats?"
Spencer: "There was supposed to be some cupping happening on stage, but I got caught on my gown."
A historic first meeting between Spencer Keys and myself.
Spencer Keys, AMS President: "I don't snort coke."
me: "I don't have a wang the size of a bowling ball."
Taken shortly after we decided it was far more interesting when he snorted coke and I had a gigantic wang, and shortly before I offered the use of said enormous wang for to snort a line of coke off of.
me: "You weren't supposed to exhale!"
Adam: "What do you mean, I'm not supposed to exhale?"
me: "My glasses almost fogged up!"
The more things change...
... the more they stay the same.
Current Music: The New Pornographers - Electric Version
EDIT (May 31, 2005): Due to widespread browser crashing, the pictures have been toned down to a very crappy quality. If you want good copies just let me know.