Sunday, July 18, 2010

In conversation with Dickolas (or, Non-random quotes from just now, provided with context)

Eric:
birthday?

Eric:
oh. soon

Eric:
there's still time!

me:
still 20 minutes of being 27

me:
what should I do with those 20 minutes??

Eric:
Two women at the same time.

me:
man, I'd settle for one

me:
even just half of one

me:
either half

me:
provided it is halved latitudinally


Current Music: Van McCoy - The Hustle

P.S.: Yes I had to look up "latitude"

Friday, July 16, 2010

In conversation with Dickolas (or, Non-random quotes from yesterday, provided with minimal context)

me:
fortunately I have a Mickelson-esque short game

me:
it helps that I carry four wedges

me:
like Mickelson

me:
basically my goal is to be like Phil Mickelson

me:
in retrospect I should probably have picked a role model who isn't basically known for being an underachieving lovable loser

Jim:
to be globally admired yet still have man boobs?  I'd take that too

me:
good call


Current Music: Paul Simon - 50 Ways To Leave Your Lover

Tuesday, July 13, 2010

Monday, July 12, 2010

Note to self

It's Megan and Adam's birthday.

Current Music: Sloan - At The Edge Of The Scene