In conversation with Dickolas (or, Non-random quotes from just now, provided with context)

Eric:

birthday?

Eric:

oh. soon

Eric:

there's still time!

me:

still 20 minutes of being 27

me:

what should I do with those 20 minutes??

Eric:

Two women at the same time.

me:

man, I'd settle for one

me:

even just half of one

me:

either half

me:

provided it is halved latitudinally

Current Music: Van McCoy - The Hustle

P.S.: Yes I had to look up "latitude"