In conversation with Dickolas (or, Non-random quotes from yesterday, provided with minimal context)

me:

fortunately I have a Mickelson-esque short game

me:

it helps that I carry four wedges

me:

like Mickelson

me:

basically my goal is to be like Phil Mickelson

me:

in retrospect I should probably have picked a role model who isn't basically known for being an underachieving lovable loser

Jim:

to be globally admired yet still have man boobs?  I'd take that too

me:

good call

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