So I offered to come up with a guest post for this blog. However, as my own readers have likely noticed by now, I don't have anything important to say. I figure that since a picture is worth a thousand words, and ASCII art is worth a thousand pictures, the best way to convey meaning through a guest post is with some ASCII art.
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@| -| |------| |- |@ | Every night, I dream of |
@| ----- | | ----- |@ | www.stevekwan.com |
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DICKOLAS WANG
EDIT (June 2, 2005): Steve has asked me to make the eyes blink, and I have happily obliged.
11 comments:
Where the fuck are my eyebrows, Steve?
You've got a penis for a nose
As much as I dislike Steve, I have to say, that looks a lot like you, Dicky.
Jim, if that's what your penis looks like, you might want to get that checked out.
--VG
Rich, I hate you.
"Dislike" is a strong word to use for someone you don't even know...you stupid broad.
Oh, dear.
<ducks for cover>
Keep things civil here, please?
Steve, do you want to make out?
Richard, you haven't driven by my house yet like I asked, have you?
You've only got a couple days left to do it.
Wow.
I was REALLY hoping for a big fucking Escalade though, so that's disappointing.
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