I just want you to know that I think your blog profile picture is hot. I know that you are much more than just a pretty face, and that you are probably tired of comments of this nature. Judging from your blog, you seem to be a very smart, competent, and intriguing person, who happens to have a very hot profile picture. It's hotter than my bull riding picture, and that bull riding picture is pretty damn hot.
Your picture is even hotter than that one time at McDonald's when I paid for a regular quarter pounder but instead got a quarter pounder with cheese AND bacon. And believe me, that was hot. However, if I find a clean pair of underwear in my room tomorrow, your picture will not be hotter than that - I'm sorry. Although your picture will always be hotter than that time when Rich "accidently" took my sandwich. Bastard, I hate you.
Anyways, I hope I don't sound like I'm trying to get in your pants. That is not my intention as I am already taken (isn't that right Dick? (ed: no -- DW)). You just have a hot profile picture.
P.S. - And no, I don't masturbate to your photo.
EDIT (1:57AM, July 5, 2005): Kicked it up a notch. You know, just so there's no confusion here. -- DW