Monday, July 04, 2005

Jowen's guest post

When the Internet's Foremost Dickolas Wang asked me to write a guest post on his blog, I was kind of honoured, I guess. At first I considered writing something like a simple yet insightful Random Quote or perhaps a WWTW in the key of Jowen. But instead, I present you with this:

Dear Shelby,

I just want you to know that I think your blog profile picture is hot. I know that you are much more than just a pretty face, and that you are probably tired of comments of this nature. Judging from your blog, you seem to be a very smart, competent, and intriguing person, who happens to have a very hot profile picture. It's hotter than my bull riding picture, and that bull riding picture is pretty damn hot.

Your picture is even hotter than that one time at McDonald's when I paid for a regular quarter pounder but instead got a quarter pounder with cheese AND bacon. And believe me, that was hot. However, if I find a clean pair of underwear in my room tomorrow, your picture will not be hotter than that - I'm sorry. Although your picture will always be hotter than that time when Rich "accidently" took my sandwich. Bastard, I hate you.

Anyways, I hope I don't sound like I'm trying to get in your pants. That is not my intention as I am already taken (isn't that right Dick? (ed: no -- DW)). You just have a hot profile picture.

- Jowen
P.S. - And no, I don't masturbate to your photo.

EDIT (1:57AM, July 5, 2005): Kicked it up a notch. You know, just so there's no confusion here. -- DW

13 comments:

A Sheltered Town said...

I love you, Jowen.

Oh, and I masturbate to your bagel picture.

Dickolas Wang said...

<bites knuckle>

Anonymous said...

Oh-no-you-did-n't!

--VG

G said...

I'm just speechless.

Jowen said...

So am I.

Stevie K said...

Once again, dickolaswang.blogspot.com brings people together.

Anonymous said...

that post was so hott i nearly splooged my pants.

vqv said...

can i write a guest post too?

Dickolas Wang said...

I'll think about it. Are you sure you're up to the challenge? You've got some tough acts to follow.

Dickolas Wang said...

And I don't know how I feel about being an accessory to splooging. Ugh.

I'm gonna take a shower.

Anonymous said...

I masterbate to a picture of Jowen wearing a shirt that (thanks to Graham and Richard) says "The Eric Severinson X-Plosion!" and has a picture of my face on it. But mostly just because it has graham and richard drinking tea on top of some random industrial building. -hot-
-Eric

Hardest Shot said...

That was a Hot guest post, but it wasn't Hot Pants or anything. It also wasn't Hot Sauce in DW's first Icee. But it was hot enough to melt Adam's first Icee.

Agent Banana said...

I remember when Rich stole... i mean, accidentally took.... your sandwich. This blog brings the joy into my life that Jesus could never give me.