When you wake up feeling old

Instructor:

That's part of the reason Duke was so huge, you know, because he had this guy writing half of his stuff.

me:

Like the other dude from Wham!

class:

[silence]

me:

... nothing? Nothing?

class:

[more silence]

me:

[moment of realization dawning] Waitaminute, are you all too young to remember Wham?

class:

[some laughing, nodding]

me:

[buries head in hands] Oh my God.