Pardon my zinger (Random quotes from the last three weeks, provided with some context)

Jane

It's good that you've come to pick up your ergonomic chair now. We've got a lot of chairs to get rid of.

me

Well, I've got a lot of ass.

Sebastién

[walking into office] You're a total morning person now!

me

It's 11:00.

Dave

That's it; I'm starting a line of thong diapers.

me

All I can think of is the cover of Dark Side of the Moon.

Adam

I was really looking forward to playing squash, and making up squash-related names for different shots. Butternut? Better not!

me

Gourd shot!