Curiously, this is the same haircut I always get and I don't understand why everyone is only now just noticing. For comparison purposes, this is what I looked like immediately before my haircut:
And here is what I look like now:
The only explanation I can think of is that since I now do not live with my family nor do I have a girlfriend, I don't have anyone hassling me to get a haircut every six weeks, as I used to in my salad days. This last time I went three months without a haircut, so my hair roughly quadrupled in length. Thus, I looked pretty awful (apparently), but because it happened at about the rate of hair growth, no one noticed enough to say anything to me. Until now.
I ask of you, my friends, to please let me know when I need a haircut. Clearly, I can't be trusted to know myself.
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