My mom's milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. And she's like, "I'm married, y'all. So I'm not interested in a relationship."
-- Mike Higgins
Current Music: The Shins - Turn On Me
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1 comment:
Oh, so that's why she didn't call me back after our night together.
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