Monday, April 09, 2007

Random quotes from my past, provided without context #40

My mom's milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. And she's like, "I'm married, y'all. So I'm not interested in a relationship."

-- Mike Higgins

Current Music: The Shins - Turn On Me

1 comment:

br. said...

Oh, so that's why she didn't call me back after our night together.