How else will I segue from "Heart of Gold" to "Spanish Flea"

me:

I bought one of those harmonica rack thingies

me:

so I can play harmonica and guitar at the same time

Théa:

haha!

me:

except that when I wear it, I feel like a gimp

Théa:

you probably look like one too

Théa:

my roommie Lorne used to have one, but we mostly used it as a sandwich holder.

me:

that's awesome

Théa:

so you don't need to use your hands

me:

so I think I should duct tape my kazoo to this thing

Théa:

oh no

Théa:

don't try to play kazoo and harmonica in the same song

me:

c'mon

me:

in one song, I could sing, whistle, play kazoo, and play harmonica

me:

I suppose I could also hum

me:

and talk

Théa:

you could also get hit in the face with a burrito.

me:

which is what you'd do to me if I tried that?

Théa:

if not me, then someone

me:

but it's also so that I can sing and play kazoo in the same song

me:

that's gotta be acceptable

me:

singing along, then, kazoo solo

Théa:

I'm sorry

Théa:

I can't support you in this

me:

spoilsport

me:

all along it has been a dream to construct my harmonikazoo

Théa:

you made it into one word. Oh no.

me:

just like I will make it into one *instrument*

me:

with duct tape

Théa:

please write a blog post about this

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