friend: Do you ever wonder things like, "Will I ever love again?" or "Am I the only person who feels this way?
Kasper the Dane: Watching Fabian play you is like watching Fabian wipe a newborn's ass.
Two days later...
me: Did you mean "whip"?
me: I've been thinking about putting together a band.
Dan: You could try using Craigslist.
me: Yeah, I guess I shouldn't be so hesitant to meet new people, eh?
Dan: Well, you should. Most people are very uninteresting.
Current Music: The Flaming Lips - Ego Tripping At The Gates Of Hell