So it almost breaks my heart to see this:
According to the Wikipedia article, this game was made by Philips for the failed CD-i game console as part of a botched deal Nintendo made with them. Compare Ocarina of Time's astonishingly well-tuned physics and combat with this memorable boss battle:
Man. That's fucking rough.
The main reason I thought to share this was because of this, found on Man vs. Clown!:
Look at that poor woman. She speaks with the voice of experience! Fortunately, Steve tells me there is a good amount of pre-existing literature on the subject.
Finally, for good measure, courtesy of Gorillamask.net, here's Will and Carlton dancing to "Apache".
Current Music: Sugarhill Gang - Apache