Thursday, August 18, 2005

What's Wang This Week

It's been a busy summer and the time has flown. Before long I will be back in Berkeley feeling stupid, watching The Cartoon Network, and cooking. I think I'm about ready for it, but I never got to go hiking in Whistler like I said I was going to do. Also, I never forced Graham to make more Richard is the Sex! merchandise for my many (3) adoring fans. I also didn't really become the Sex! like I was intending to either. But what did I accomplish?


I'm sure I did some other stuff too. I mean, that only took 92 seconds so I had plenty of time to do other stuff.

I have this feeling people are going to terribly abuse the "flag?" button Blogger just added. In fact, I bet Steve just flagged me. How objectionable do you think things have to be before the powers that be start censoring? Suppose I speculate whether Jim's roommate is balling another dude. Is that objectionable? Suppose I put cartoons of penises online. Is that objectionable? Suppose I blast you with loud music every time you visit my site. That? Suppose I put a picture of my asswipe online. How about that? To be safe, I better not put up any pictures of myself stretching my anus to 6 inches diameter.

(How many of you clicked that last link?)

My trip back to Berkeley looked like it might have to come even sooner due to some miscommunications and misunderstandings with my car and insurance. It's all sorted out now, but let me tell you something: I am never driving back home again. I loved having the car here, but I don't think I'll be here for 3 months next summer, and the mumbo-jumbo that you have to go through with insurance and various bureaucracies that have to <shudder> interact with each other -- well, it wasn't good for my already frazzled nerves.

But this is just one of many downsides of being a Canadian student in the US. I've frequently said that being a Canadian student in the US is like having the worst of both worlds. You have to deal with all of the paperwork and jump through all the extra hoops that international students always have to, while lacking the sexy accent -- even worse than that, apparently I said "aboot" once without even noticing (or at least someone thinks I did. Fucker). What's more, you get mocked for saying things like "pop" when you clearly meant "soda" (fuckers). And like the Americans, you get totally outclassed by the European students (fucquers).

In happier news, I measured my right calf today and it is 16.5" around. Ed informs me that this is getting into bodybuilder territory.

I'm going to go find something to donkey kick.

Current Music: Sigur Rós - Ágætis Byrjun (I hope you all appreciate the work I put into that)

21 comments:

Li'l Devilangel said...

Hi! Your blog is great! :P Your so funny and u rule @ minesweeper! U should totally check out my blog. My msn is babeedollhunnie91, so u can add me if u want. LOL I love ur site! :P

Amber
xxooxx

www.lildevilangel.blogspot.com

Dickolas Wang said...

Hey baby, goin' my way?

Wait a minute... 23/2 + 7 = 18.5... never mind.

P.S. Do 14 year old girls really look like that?

Anonymous said...

You know lately, "half your age plus seven" has really been saving my ass. I hate growing old.

--VG

joyce said...

lol

i'm sleeeeeeeepy..

o, now i remember what i wanted: my mc key! lol

and - how bout some all u can eat pizza? i saw it on broadway XD

A Sheltered Town said...

Um, excuse me? Why is that cunt in my link section?

Li'l Devilangel said...

Cunt? U dont even know me so why r u calling me a cunt?? I read your blog, and it sucked, nobody cares about your dumb movies. Maybe u should read the Bible and learn how to treat others before u start talking like that to ppl u dont know. Corinthians 2:21.

Amber

A Sheltered Town said...

U DON"T NO ME SO DON":T TAK 2 ME LIK DAT CUZ GOD IS GOOD N I DON.T HAF 2 JUDG U CUZ G0d WILL~!. U HAVE REALLY PRITTY EYEZ THO, I THINK I SAW U IN DA SEARS CATLOG, YA. LOLLOL!11!!

Li'l Devilangel said...

Ok, your being ridiculous. That was probabaly the worst impresion I ever read. Seriously what is your problem? I just posted a comment for Dicholas to tell him I like his sight and you start calling me rude names and being mean. Im not going to sink to your level, Im going to follow Gods path and let Him judge you. Hopefuly you will see your errors.
Deuteronomy 4:18

Anonymous said...

Would you still be interested in doing the hike before you leave? You as well, Graham? And anyone else, for that matter?


-DLee

A Sheltered Town said...

Graham, your girlfriend is hot.

Graham said...

Isn't she, though? I just love a woman in a wig.

Dickolas Wang said...

Did you just GIS "Amber"? Because that's brilliant.

Graham said...

It was either that or "14 year old girl pictures." I stand by my choice.

Anonymous said...

I think you made the wrong decision. By the way, are you in your office? I could use more cups.

--VG

Anonymous said...

Actually, nevermind. The cup situation is under control.

Code Cups, all clear. Code cups, all clear. Code cups... all clear.

--VG

Dickolas Wang said...

Thank God.

Graham said...

You know, Shelby raises a very good question. Why the hell is that cunt listed under her link section?

Dickolas Wang said...

Meh, it's a legacy problem now.

Out of my hands.

Peter Lynn said...

Diacritics are always appreciated.

Rachel said...

I appreciate the Sigur Rós accents.

Hardest Shot 2005 said...

I'm way late to this party, but I have to post a quote of mine from DW's past without context:

"Since 19:48."

I would include a feature like this on my own blog if it weren't (a) quickly going defunct, and (b) it wouldn't lead to quotes like "That reindeer semen is giving me gas." I'm not going to tell you my response to that.