Thursday, August 11, 2005

Is there a word for this?

ISO 9002 Certified, after an exciting run up the GarageBand.com charts, has been knocked out of the competition after round 2, settling in at a final all-time rating of 3.7 stars, #489 of 4126 on the all-time charts (as of now). It has also received a Track of the Day award for August 18, 2005, a day which has not come yet.

What is the word for that maneuver where you shake a guy's hand followed immediately by kneeing him in the groin? Is there even a word? It feels like there should be, but Googling "shake hands knee groin" (which, as an aside, is not the most intelligent thing I've done today) returns nothing useful.

If there isn't, there should be. Suggestions?

Current Music: The Foundations - Build Me Up Buttercup

4 comments:

dinning said...

http://www.cnn.com/2005/US/08/11/census.minorities.ap/index.html

"Texas has become the fourth state where minorities account for most of the population."

Think about that for a second.

Anonymous said...

Altogether, if you add up all of the separate minorities and make them one super group that is compared to the honkies, they are the majority. However, if you were to break the new majority back down in to its various sub-groups (eg. chicanos, the Viet Cong, etc.) you would see that the white man is still strongest in terms of numbers.

Fear not Jimbo, we have not taken all of your jobs or impregnanted all of your women... yet. I'm working on it.

--VG

regan said...

i dunno man, i still like Undervolt. do you have the lyrics to your songs anywhere?

Graham said...

Maybe that could be The Dreaded Rear Admiral. It is, after all, a salute and a boot.