Monday, August 29, 2005

Pet Peeve (or, What's Wrong With Wang) #6

I'd been driving all day and for most of yesterday when I finally arrived at my apartment in Berkeley. I was really looking forward to some down time, away from my car, where I could sit back, set up my computer, listen to some music, and wait for my buddy to call so we could go to In-N-Out.

As soon as I laid eyes on my kitchen, though, I knew those plans had to change. Instead, I would spend my time cleaning and pondering a few questions:

  • Who puts dishes back into the cupboards when they're not clean?

  • Why is there cooking oil in my laundry baskets?

  • What the hell was Brad cooking in my rice cooker?

  • Why would someone use paper bags for the kitchen garbage can?

  • What the hell happened to my stovetop, did he roast marshmallows on it or something?
But there was one question I pondered most of all, and that brings me to Pet Peeve #6:

Finding a piece of fish in your desk drawer

Three letters followed by an interrobang: WTF?!

I also pondered a few other questions:

  • Should I title the angry e-mail to Brad "Sweet Jesus, Brad" or "Jesus H. Christ, Brad"?

  • How big a wedgie does this entitle me to give him?
Current Music: The Postal Service - Clark Gable


joyce said...

woah! brad did all that to yoru place?! @.@

good luck cleaning @.@

Dunning said...

I belive this entitles you to give the dreaded Atomic Wedgie

Jowen said...

You should go to his place and piss on his bed.

Hardest Shot 2005, Prospects Uncertain 2006 said...

I guess I'm just wondering why Brad didn't help you clean it up.

G said...

following jowen's comment...

...while he's in it.

GOC said...

Take a dump into paper bags and place them in different areas of this guy's place. It will stink of shit and he'll be none the wiser.

Dickolas Wang said...

I only wonder if he'll even notice if I do any of the above.

G said...

Oh yeah, I didn't even know you were going homo, back to Berkeley. Did you go alone?

thea said...

In-N-Out as in "In-N-Out Burger", the fast food chain?

...look I'm commenting again!

Dickolas Wang said...

Yep, In-N-Out. That's what a burger's all about.

lovelygirl said...

that is SO gross! putting dirty dishes up in the cupboard?! you've GOT to be kidding me?!

Dickolas Wang said...

Oh, if only I was kidding.

Oh how I wish I was kidding.