I,DW "Features Week" continues with another time-honoured tradition: the guest post. This one is by Jowen, one of my most frequent guest-posters. -- DW
I recently bought an air freshener for my office. It's one of those Glad Plugins that has five different smell strength settings. The only oil choices available were Hawaiian breeze and laundry fresh. I went with laundry fresh, but I should have chosen Hawaiian breeze so that I can wear a Hawaiian shirt, a lei, drink a pina colada and pretend that I'm working in Hawaii.
Now when people enter my windowless office, they are no longer greeted by the stale smell of sweaty bike clothes mixed with ass-on-chair sweat mixed with week old garbage. Instead they can enjoy the above smells mixed with fresh laundry. It's not much better.