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Disclaimer: I've watched the video a number of times and still agree with the league that there isn't conclusive evidence of Burrows biting Bergeron. I just don't see any actual chomping happening. However, if I were to guess what the NHL hearing might have been like...

Mike Murphy:

So let me get this straight. You [points at Burrows] bit him [points at Bergeron]?

Alex Burrows:

No, it was just a scrum and I didn't bite him...

MM:

But basically, yes you did.

AB:

No, I don't know what happened but...

MM:

Shut up. And you [points at Bergeron].

Patrice Bergeron:

[blinks]

MM:

You stuck your finger in his mouth?

PB:

Um... uh...

MM:

What the fuck did you think was going to happen?

PB:

Well, I didn't... uh...

MM:

Shut up. [facepalm] You are both so fucking dumb. [leaves]

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