In conversation with Dickolas (or, Non-random quotes from just now, provided with context)

Eric:

birthday?

Eric:

oh. soon

Eric:

there's still time!

me:

still 20 minutes of being 27

me:

what should I do with those 20 minutes??

Eric:

Two women at the same time.

me:

man, I'd settle for one

me:

even just half of one

me:

either half

me:

provided it is halved latitudinally

Current Music: Van McCoy - The Hustle

P.S.: Yes I had to look up "latitude"

In conversation with Dickolas (or, Non-random quotes from yesterday, provided with minimal context)

me:

fortunately I have a Mickelson-esque short game

me:

it helps that I carry four wedges

me:

like Mickelson

me:

basically my goal is to be like Phil Mickelson

me:

in retrospect I should probably have picked a role model who isn't basically known for being an underachieving lovable loser

Jim:

to be globally admired yet still have man boobs?  I'd take that too

me:

good call

Current Music: Paul Simon - 50 Ways To Leave Your Lover

Note to self

It's Ian's birthday.

Note to self

It's Megan and Adam's birthday.

Current Music: Sloan - At The Edge Of The Scene