In conversation with Dickolas (or, Random quotes from yesterday, provided with paraphrased context and a more-or-less accurate punchline)

Derek:

I think Team Canada should just dress a bear in hockey equipment and put him in goal.

Victor:

[excitedly] Have you seen that?! Bears playing hockey?!

Derek:

Wait, what?

Victor:

Bears playing hockey! Have you seen the video?!

me:

Wait... are you talking about the animal or the archetype?

Current Music: Squeeze - Another Nail in my Heart

P.S.: First person to provide a Photoshopped picture of Alec Baldwin playing hockey gets a reward
P.P.S.: Bonus points if you can make him a Cal Golden Bear