The sexualization of our my nephew (or, That's my boy)

[Setting: at the daycare.]

Thomas' three girlfriends:

Thomas est beau!

Teachers at the daycare, wishing to spread the love around:

Mais [Thomas' best friend] Romain est beau aussi, non?

Thomas' three girlfriends:

Non. Romain n'est pas beau.

Thomas, somewhere else:

[points excitedly] C'est une balle! C'est une balle!

[Exeunt.]

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