note: I was hesitant to post this, until I asked myself WWPP (What Would Peter Post)? He would probably kick it up a notch, and maybe include a photo. I'm not as bold as he is, and I don't own a camera, so I'm posting with a warning: This post is vulgar.
I'm lucky to have a friend like Dick (aka Richard). Not only is he a great-looking, intelligent guy, but who else would have provided me with a more concise way to describe my bowel movements? I'm talking about the bristol stool chart, which assigns a numerical value to different types of stool, and which Dick brought to my attention last month.
Dick also informed me that coffee is a laxative (despite having consumed massive amounts of coffee since I was 12, I never knew this, although I think when you drink a lot of coffee on a regular basis, your body gets used to it and the effects wear off).
So without a friend like Dick, I wouldn't be able to have conversations like this:
- Thea says:
- normally I would be wondering why I just had a 6, but thanks to you, I know it's because I went to Solly's and had 4 cups of coffee, after a week of no coffee.
- D to the W says:
- aren't you glad
- D to the W says:
- we learned something today
- Thea says:
- and my pants fit better
1 comment:
Didn't I talk about NHL divisional realignment in my own guest post? All the same, scatology does seem to be what I do, so perhaps your WWPP bracelet didn't steer you awry.
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