I'm still busy and now it's late and I'm tired so it'll have to wait even longer. Instead, here are a few things that I think would be unsustainable as recurring features but that I wish I could sustain and thus will give them names, and also that I can write down real fast.
Heeeeey brother (Best recent use by me of an Arrested Development joke)
I like [36" pants] because they give me room to expand after a big meal. Plus, 34" pants would generally fit tighter, and I don't think they would effectively hide my thunder.
I was right (Things I say are supported by independent third parties)
Sloan's Between the Bridges, long a Dickolas favourite, is the first album inducted into the Onion A.V. Club's Hall of Fame.
Huh huh huh... you said (Words that are guaranteed to make me chuckle
It can't possibly be worth it (Things that are so big that you get free things when you eat the whole thing, and what I received upon eating it)
The Banana Special at Fenton's Creamery in Oakland; upon eating the whole 3 pounds of ice cream plus banana and whipped cream in under 20 minutes, you receive a free t-shirt. Picture to follow after I finish soaking it in vinegar to seal in the colours and wash it.
Gourd shot! (A record of how much better Adam is than me at squash)
Adam 16, Richard 4
Current Music: Sloan - It's In Your Eyes