Wednesday, August 02, 2006

Thought of the day

If Mario ate Toad, would he become Super Mario?



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Current game: New Super Mario Bros.

5 comments:

Jowen said...

No.

dinning said...

Yes.

Jowen said...

NO!!!

Agent Banana said...

No. Toad and the Super Mario Mushroom are distantly related species which diverged from a common ancestor in the early Atarian period. Toad lacks a functional gene, 1UP, that encodes the enzymatic product responsible for catalyzing the Super Mario reaction. Transgenic experiments that introduced a function copy of 1UP into Toad demonstrated that it is actually synthetically lethal with a second, yet-to-be identified gene. Further research is significanly hampered by the shortage of Toad embryos. Work is currently in progress to create transgenic Princesses that will produce Toad embryos.

Steve Kwan said...

If Mario ate Toad, then he'd be filled with man-mushroom and remorse.