Sunday, May 27, 2007

Answers to last post's riddles

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a jar? Phil

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, stage centre? Mike
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Peter Lynn said...

- What do you call a man with no arms or legs at your front door?
- I don't know, Matt?
- Kenneth.
- Kenneth? I don't get it. that's not funny.
- That guy was a perfectly ordinary person before his horrible accident, and he has a name, you insensitive clod. It's Kenneth. Learn it.
- Oh, I'm sorry.
- That's better. Now go answer the door and apologize to Kenneth for leaving him waiting..

5/27/2007 8:01 p.m.

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