Random quotes from my past, provided without context #43

MAKE ME A BUTCHER! FUCK!

-- Richard Liang

Current Music: Beck - Debra

Random quotes from my past, provided without context #42

I'm trying to decide if a band called National Calves would write this song, but I think the answer is "probably not".

-- Graham Pollock

Current Music: The Box Tops - Soul Deep

Potent Quotables (or, Non-random quotes from last month, paraphrased and in context)

Ian:

[seeing my desktop background] Did you take this picture?

me:

I did, yeah.

Ian:

Is this your view from the window?

me:

Yeah. I just took it from out on the balcony.

Ian:

... This is a nice picture.

me:

Oh, thank you.

Graham:

Wow. That's high praise, coming from Ian. He doesn't usually give such high praise.

me:

I know!

Ian:

... Maybe it just looks good because of your monitor.

Graham:

See?

Current Music: Neon Neon - Belfast

In conversation with Dickolas (or, Random quotes from last week, provided with paraphrased context and an accurate punchline)

Friend #1:

[describing a pro-life rally in Ottawa] ... but there was a stage and a band and everything.

Friend #2:

Whoa really? A band?

Friend #1:

Yeah.

Friend #2:

But what kind of songs do you play at a pro-life rally, anyway?

me:

"All That She Wants Is Another Baby"?

Current Music: anything but