Tuesday, January 30, 2007

Jowen's guest post: Laundry fresh

I,DW "Features Week" continues with another time-honoured tradition: the guest post. This one is by Jowen, one of my most frequent guest-posters. -- DW

I recently bought an air freshener for my office. It's one of those Glad Plugins that has five different smell strength settings. The only oil choices available were Hawaiian breeze and laundry fresh. I went with laundry fresh, but I should have chosen Hawaiian breeze so that I can wear a Hawaiian shirt, a lei, drink a pina colada and pretend that I'm working in Hawaii.

Now when people enter my windowless office, they are no longer greeted by the stale smell of sweaty bike clothes mixed with ass-on-chair sweat mixed with week old garbage. Instead they can enjoy the above smells mixed with fresh laundry. It's not much better.
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6 comments:

  1. Jowen1/30/2007 5:08 p.m.

    This is only my second guest post.

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  2. Dickolas Wang1/30/2007 5:52 p.m.

    That makes you my most frequent guest poster.

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  3. Anonymous2/01/2007 11:21 a.m.

    that's good quality

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  4. Evil Spock2/02/2007 3:44 p.m.

    At my work, there's a orange mister that sprays citrus smells all around the building. It's to combat the mysterious sewer smell we get here sometimes.

    I gotta say I like the orange smell.

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  5. Agent Banana2/12/2007 6:48 a.m.

    Plug in air fresheners all smell like piss to me now.

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  6. Dickolas Wang2/13/2007 8:46 p.m.

    Oh.

    I see what you did there.

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