Sunday, May 29, 2005

Steve's guest post

So I offered to come up with a guest post for this blog. However, as my own readers have likely noticed by now, I don't have anything important to say. I figure that since a picture is worth a thousand words, and ASCII art is worth a thousand pictures, the best way to convey meaning through a guest post is with some ASCII art.




             
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   \\\\\                  /////
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   \\\                      ///
   \\                        //
   \\                        //      -------------------------
   \\   -----        -----   //     |                         |
   @| -| (O) |------| (O) |- |@     | Every night, I dream of |
   @|   -----  |  |  -----   |@     |    www.stevekwan.com    |
    |          |  |          |      |                         |
    |         ( /\ )         |     / ------------------------- 
     |                      |     //
     |     ------------     |    /
     |      \        /      |
      \      --------      /
       \                  /
        \                /
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          DICKOLAS WANG


EDIT (June 2, 2005): Steve has asked me to make the eyes blink, and I have happily obliged.

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11 comments:

  1. Dickolas Wang5/29/2005 5:48 p.m.

    Where the fuck are my eyebrows, Steve?

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  2. jim5/29/2005 8:19 p.m.

    You've got a penis for a nose

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  3. aShelteredTown5/29/2005 9:44 p.m.

    As much as I dislike Steve, I have to say, that looks a lot like you, Dicky.

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  4. Anonymous5/29/2005 10:19 p.m.

    Jim, if that's what your penis looks like, you might want to get that checked out.

    --VG

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  5. Jowen5/29/2005 10:27 p.m.

    Rich, I hate you.

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  6. Anonymous5/30/2005 4:16 p.m.

    "Dislike" is a strong word to use for someone you don't even know...you stupid broad.

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  7. Dickolas Wang5/30/2005 5:57 p.m.

    Oh, dear.

    <ducks for cover>

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  8. Dickolas Wang5/30/2005 7:35 p.m.

    Keep things civil here, please?

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  9. aShelteredTown5/30/2005 10:33 p.m.

    Steve, do you want to make out?

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  10. jim5/31/2005 9:13 a.m.

    Richard, you haven't driven by my house yet like I asked, have you?
    You've only got a couple days left to do it.

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  11. Dickolas Wang5/31/2005 1:46 p.m.

    Wow.

    I was REALLY hoping for a big fucking Escalade though, so that's disappointing.

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