tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7900334.post112917648119716439..comments2023-07-31T03:23:50.337-07:00Comments on I, Dickolas Wang: What kind of lover are YOU?/What animal do YOU remind me of?/What were YOU doing five years ago?Dickolas Wanghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06169117968364871970noreply@blogger.comBlogger41125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7900334.post-1129576200861668242005-10-17T12:10:00.000-07:002005-10-17T12:10:00.000-07:00Regan:1) There's a roundabout near your house but ...Regan:<BR/><BR/>1) There's a roundabout near your house but I've only managed to get around it about 4 times fully, and three of them were on the same visit<BR/>2) "Escaflowne: The Movie" was on Adult Swim a few weeks ago and I thought of you<BR/>3) Three-stripe Aqua-Fresh<BR/>4) €€€€€€€€€€<BR/>5) You were in the Math Club doing some homework and I was like, "She looks normal. What's she doing here?"<BR/>6) A mouse, but not one of the gross ones, one of the adorable ones, like the ones from "The Rats of Nimh"<BR/>7) Considering what a pain in the ass I was in class, why do you still speak to me?Dickolas Wanghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06169117968364871970noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7900334.post-1129567500143061232005-10-17T09:45:00.000-07:002005-10-17T09:45:00.000-07:00Reggy!Reggy!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7900334.post-1129452255362726072005-10-16T01:44:00.000-07:002005-10-16T01:44:00.000-07:001) A bunch of people were talking over dinner abou...1) A bunch of people were talking over dinner about how you could infer a lot about someone's mother just by talking to him/her, and you said, "Like whether they drank during pregnancy." Immediately, I knew beyond a shadow of a doubt that I had to become your friend<BR/>2) The Tuxedo<BR/>3) 8<BR/>4) "... like dirty old men"<BR/>5) I was helping Graham move into the basement and I saw you, running down the hallway in only a towel holding your shower stuff, yelling, "You bastard!" and Erik said, "What are they <EM>doing</EM> down here?"<BR/>6) Sea urchin<BR/>7) What did Jowen's hair smell like?Dickolas Wanghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06169117968364871970noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7900334.post-1129443408345116382005-10-15T23:16:00.000-07:002005-10-15T23:16:00.000-07:00Ooo..Ooo.. Me...Me...err.. VictorOoo..Ooo.. Me...Me...<BR/><BR/>err.. VictorGOChttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08602157106605557890noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7900334.post-1129433893653751152005-10-15T20:38:00.000-07:002005-10-15T20:38:00.000-07:00Reactions:1) It is precisely BECAUSE I took PE so ...Reactions:<BR/><BR/>1) It is precisely BECAUSE I took PE so many times that my calves are as big as yours. Why don't YOU try doing square dancing for three straight years?<BR/>2) TERRIBLE LIE!<BR/>3) Better than fuzzy yellow.<BR/>4) So what's 10lbs + 3.5kg? Do the math.<BR/>5) You didn't get a burn in on me. I just flat-out asked you what was wrong with your face. So what is wrong with your face?<BR/>6) All fine mammals.<BR/>7) I had totally forgotten about that thing.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7900334.post-1129426468092215552005-10-15T18:34:00.000-07:002005-10-15T18:34:00.000-07:00Reactions: I've never intentionally eaten ham, bu...Reactions: I've never intentionally eaten ham, but I have mistakenly taken some bites. Fucking chicken cordon bleu. And the fucking Finnish lunch line for just calling it "chicken". That... that wasn't chicken. As for Natalie Portman, I mean generally yay, but it's not my place to covet the Fake Doctor's future wife, and she was frankly sort of annoying in some of the interviews she gave. Not that she isn't a pantheon babe among Jews. And not that she isn't a light unto nations. And not that it bothers me that she was doing body shots at a water polo party when she and her water polo boyfriend were visiting his water polo brother at Stanford freshman year. Or that my water polo friend and physics homework buddy didn't bother to tell me about this party until after the fact. No, everything's pretty much hunky-dory.Transciencehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10587720865848940028noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7900334.post-1129411615572479012005-10-15T14:26:00.000-07:002005-10-15T14:26:00.000-07:00Stevie K:1) You had to repeat PE 10 three times, b...Stevie K:<BR/><BR/>1) You had to repeat PE 10 three times, but apparently now your calves are as big as mine<BR/>2) Most Nine Inch Nails songs<BR/>3) Squeaky clean-<BR/>4) The camera adds 10 pounds<BR/>5) I got some burn in on you and you shot back with "What the hell happened to your face?"<BR/>6) A hamster, or a dog, or an ewok<BR/>7) Does your mother still think I'm a Triad?Dickolas Wanghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06169117968364871970noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7900334.post-1129410751405724522005-10-15T14:12:00.000-07:002005-10-15T14:12:00.000-07:00Divyesh:1) You hire young tech grads at low low pa...Divyesh:<BR/><BR/>1) You hire young tech grads at low low pay and seem very proud of that<BR/>2) Ever since I heard about your all-expenses-paid trip to find a wife, anything Bollywood<BR/>3) Two-stripe Aqua-Fresh<BR/>4) The addresses of all of your clients' porn sites<BR/>5) You were saying something about how kids go to juvenile hall, not prison<BR/>6) A bear<BR/>7) What's it feel like to <EM>make money</EM>?Dickolas Wanghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06169117968364871970noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7900334.post-1129410454779261742005-10-15T14:07:00.000-07:002005-10-15T14:07:00.000-07:00Trav:1) You and your cohorts stole the nicest pict...Trav:<BR/><BR/>1) You and your cohorts stole the nicest picture of me that ever existed from the Little Shop of Horrors bulletin board and wrote "DICK WANG" across the top, thus (unknowingly) ruining my plans to give it to my parents<BR/>2) George Harrison's "I've Got My Mind Set On You"<BR/>3) Yellow Listerine<BR/>4) She loved a large pizza last night<BR/>5) After being openly mocked for my lack of knowledge of basic Newtonian mechanics, I ran into you in the bathroom and you made me feel much better by saying, "That girl was a <EM>bitch</EM>!"<BR/>6) A puma. I don't know why. Probably because I think you would say the word in a funny and memorable way<BR/>7) Do you have any pictures of Fat Paul?Dickolas Wanghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06169117968364871970noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7900334.post-1129406145088350582005-10-15T12:55:00.000-07:002005-10-15T12:55:00.000-07:00Dave:1) You have never eaten ham2) Jamiroquai's "C...Dave:<BR/><BR/>1) You have never eaten ham<BR/>2) Jamiroquai's "Canned Heat"<BR/>3) Oral B-tacular<BR/>4) I think I'm <EM>even better looking</EM> today<BR/>5) We were going to In-N-Out and you had a skateboard, and I thought you were like 27<BR/>6) A pig, because you don't eat them<BR/>7) What's your stance on Natalie Portman, yay or nay?Dickolas Wanghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06169117968364871970noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7900334.post-1129405551708840172005-10-15T12:45:00.000-07:002005-10-15T12:45:00.000-07:00Caity:1) You have a shirt that says "DELAWARE" rig...Caity:<BR/><BR/>1) You have a shirt that says "DELAWARE" right across the front<BR/>2) anything by Avril Lavigne<BR/>3) recommended by 9 out of 10 experts<BR/>4) watching Full House after turning 20<BR/>5) The first time I met you I did a double-take because you looked exactly like Graham, only with a ponytail<BR/>6) A cat, because of your stupid cat<BR/>7) Did you or your mother make those soaps in your basement bathroom? I like those soaps.Dickolas Wanghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06169117968364871970noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7900334.post-1129405135954581692005-10-15T12:38:00.000-07:002005-10-15T12:38:00.000-07:00Matt:1) You tried to convince me that Ninja Gaiden...Matt:<BR/><BR/>1) You tried to convince me that Ninja Gaiden was a more important video game than The Legend of Zelda<BR/>2) that song "Messenger" or whatever by the Tea Party<BR/>3) Green Scope<BR/>4) Hey, this game is fixed<BR/>5) I'd see you around the hallways and I always just assumed you'd be one of those guys who I'd never have cause to speak to ever<BR/>6) A bear, one that I'm constantly afraid will lose its temper and punch me in the shoulder not knowing its own strength, thus causing me injury<BR/>7) What made you think it was a good idea to buy a guitar at a department store?Dickolas Wanghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06169117968364871970noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7900334.post-1129404435499507492005-10-15T12:27:00.000-07:002005-10-15T12:27:00.000-07:00Stevie KStevie KAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7900334.post-1129337575348968182005-10-14T17:52:00.000-07:002005-10-14T17:52:00.000-07:00Do me Wang.Sincerly,Always,Travis TannerDo me Wang.<BR/><BR/>Sincerly,<BR/><BR/>Always,<BR/><BR/>Travis TannerAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7900334.post-1129332024958566202005-10-14T16:20:00.000-07:002005-10-14T16:20:00.000-07:00DaveDaveTransciencehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10587720865848940028noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7900334.post-1129324884002267482005-10-14T14:21:00.000-07:002005-10-14T14:21:00.000-07:00CaitlinCaitlinCaityhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02701381186093127805noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7900334.post-1129309949751930072005-10-14T10:12:00.000-07:002005-10-14T10:12:00.000-07:00I'm a little bit disappointed that the song you as...I'm a little bit disappointed that the song you associate with me isn't "Hotel California".___________https://www.blogger.com/profile/12322449514340515011noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7900334.post-1129306500856408362005-10-14T09:15:00.000-07:002005-10-14T09:15:00.000-07:00I hope the song is Black Magic by Reb BeachI hope the song is Black Magic by Reb BeachMRhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04437127336106045237noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7900334.post-1129306350633146962005-10-14T09:12:00.000-07:002005-10-14T09:12:00.000-07:00Matt Damon!!! I mean MattMatt Damon!!! I mean MattMRhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04437127336106045237noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7900334.post-1129275044249703312005-10-14T00:30:00.000-07:002005-10-14T00:30:00.000-07:001) You're both cuddly and reliable, thus combining...1) You're both cuddly <EM>and</EM> reliable, thus combining the best aspects of a teddy bear and a Toyota Camry<BR/>2) The Aristocrats<BR/>3) Aqua-Fresh-tastic<BR/>4) The pain in the ass that is [name edited out to protect my ass]<BR/>5) Me pointing at you and saying, "Oh yeah. That's right," and you being the first person to actually just roll with the punches<BR/>6) A cow, because if I had to consume a whole cow you'd be the first person I'd ask to help<BR/>7) Where is all your rage going? Do you have, like, voodoo dolls of everyone you hate that you immolate every week or something?Dickolas Wanghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06169117968364871970noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7900334.post-1129273617978728472005-10-14T00:06:00.000-07:002005-10-14T00:06:00.000-07:00ThominicThominicThomas Nguyenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12636965797837362638noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7900334.post-1129266299129723022005-10-13T22:04:00.000-07:002005-10-13T22:04:00.000-07:00And yes, little Jodie Sweetin is now grown-up, hot...And yes, little Jodie Sweetin is now grown-up, hot Jodie Sweetin. As if there was ever any doubt. More info is available at <A HREF="http://www.sweetin.com/onestop/" REL="nofollow">Your One Stop Jodie Shop</A> (thanks Graham).Dickolas Wanghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06169117968364871970noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7900334.post-1129266208523972172005-10-13T22:03:00.000-07:002005-10-13T22:03:00.000-07:00Jim:1) For the whole first year I knew you I think...Jim:<BR/><BR/>1) For the whole first year I knew you I think you were wearing a Sonics jersey<BR/>2) "Michael" by Franz Ferdinand<BR/>3) Another pearly off-white<BR/>4) I heard it from Jay<BR/>5) Meeting you in the bathroom at Riverside and you mentioning how you hated being stuck with the short urinal, saying that your wiener was practically higher than the top of the urinal<BR/>6) A bear, but not a big bear, because that'd be Ian<BR/>7) Where the hell is your soul?!Dickolas Wanghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06169117968364871970noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7900334.post-1129265607018083082005-10-13T21:53:00.000-07:002005-10-13T21:53:00.000-07:00Amber:1) You have the vocabulary of a poet but kno...Amber:<BR/><BR/>1) You have the vocabulary of a poet but know when to keep it in check<BR/>2) Barbie Girl<BR/>3) Whiter than white<BR/>4) That wasn't chicken.<BR/>5) BOYZ and JESUS<BR/>6) Fleshy, Monty's hairless cat<BR/>7) What happened to the other person Graham leased blog space to?Dickolas Wanghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06169117968364871970noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7900334.post-1129265102053345642005-10-13T21:45:00.000-07:002005-10-13T21:45:00.000-07:00Graham:1) You have inverted nipples2) The Crying G...Graham:<BR/><BR/>1) You have inverted nipples<BR/>2) The Crying Game<BR/>3) Utilitarian<BR/>4) This is a bad idea! (in a non-changed-yet voice)<BR/>5) You gave me paper and I ate it<BR/>6) That dog from those old cartoons that wore the glasses and taught the other cartoon boy stuff<BR/>7) How do you know <EM>all this shit</EM>?Dickolas Wanghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06169117968364871970noreply@blogger.com