tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7900334.post112606971746190084..comments2023-07-31T03:23:50.337-07:00Comments on I, Dickolas Wang: The Dickolas Wang Haiku Contest 2005: ResultsDickolas Wanghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06169117968364871970noreply@blogger.comBlogger17125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7900334.post-1126243603393675442005-09-08T22:26:00.000-07:002005-09-08T22:26:00.000-07:00Had you suffixed it with a shooting star with "The...Had you suffixed it with a shooting star with "The More You Know" tailing it, it might have counted as a PSA.<BR/><BR/>As it is, no, you still have to collect garbage from the highway.Dickolas Wanghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06169117968364871970noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7900334.post-1126243471482349872005-09-08T22:24:00.000-07:002005-09-08T22:24:00.000-07:00Does that count as community service, or do I stil...Does that count as community service, or do I still have to pick trash beside the highway?<BR/><BR/>--VGAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7900334.post-1126243387504987102005-09-08T22:23:00.000-07:002005-09-08T22:23:00.000-07:00I ran in to an old buddy of mine today who has bee...I ran in to an old buddy of mine today who has been been in remission for two years from testicular cancer. He lost one, but as he said "I'll sure as hell catch it early if it ever shows up in the other one."<BR/><BR/>Give 'em a good roll if you love 'em, because otherwise you might lose them.<BR/><BR/>--VGAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7900334.post-1126226465087347942005-09-08T17:41:00.000-07:002005-09-08T17:41:00.000-07:00Speaking of nuts, here's a little reminder for you...Speaking of nuts, here's a little <A HREF="http://rachelgetsfruity.com/flash.html" REL="nofollow">reminder</A> for you boys.Ghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11285567379641843292noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7900334.post-1126226287839623092005-09-08T17:38:00.000-07:002005-09-08T17:38:00.000-07:00Given that your name is quite phallic in nature, f...Given that your name is quite phallic in nature, find it very fitting that you're giving away nuts. Was that intentional? Perhaps something with a little more graphic symbolism in it, such as a walnut would be a wiser choice.Ghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11285567379641843292noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7900334.post-1126212685865951082005-09-08T13:51:00.000-07:002005-09-08T13:51:00.000-07:00Dunning: Mike, this is not 'nam. There are rules....Dunning: Mike, this is not 'nam. There are rules.<BR/><BR/>Jowen: Actually it's 7-1=6, because you had two honour roll entries.<BR/><BR/>Shelby: When I get back to Canada, probably in December, so it doesn't cost me $1 to mail. Then you can put your half-cashew with your conch, life-sized poster of Mel B., and gold-dipped rose.<BR/><BR/>Galen: That's not what <EM>he</EM> said. Ohhhhhh!<BR/><BR/>Adam: I'll take that under consideration for the 2nd Annual Dickolas Wang Haiku Contest. In the meantime, bite me.Dickolas Wanghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06169117968364871970noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7900334.post-1126197192934992952005-09-08T09:33:00.000-07:002005-09-08T09:33:00.000-07:00I was hoping for almonds.I was hoping for almonds.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7900334.post-1126145562513626492005-09-07T19:12:00.000-07:002005-09-07T19:12:00.000-07:00Well. I hope you lick the salt off of them before...Well. I hope you lick the salt off of them before sending them to me. You know I don't like salty nuts.Ghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11285567379641843292noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7900334.post-1126131648568137162005-09-07T15:20:00.000-07:002005-09-07T15:20:00.000-07:00When are you mailing my cashew?When are you mailing my cashew?aShelteredTownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17023718497033268662noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7900334.post-1126109614088915162005-09-07T09:13:00.000-07:002005-09-07T09:13:00.000-07:00Wait, I meant cashews, not cahshews. I don't what...Wait, I meant cashews, not cahshews. I don't what a cahshew is.Jowenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14551840903991225057noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7900334.post-1126109531702152342005-09-07T09:12:00.000-07:002005-09-07T09:12:00.000-07:006.5 cahshews minus one large one. Oh yeah.6.5 cahshews minus one large one. Oh yeah.Jowenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14551840903991225057noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7900334.post-1126077486832343202005-09-07T00:18:00.000-07:002005-09-07T00:18:00.000-07:00Awesome. I got nuts.Awesome. I got nuts.GOChttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08602157106605557890noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7900334.post-1126076581784108432005-09-07T00:03:00.000-07:002005-09-07T00:03:00.000-07:00Sweet, half a cashew! That's enough salt to feed 1...Sweet, half a cashew! <BR/><BR/>That's enough salt to feed 10 babies!Thomas Nguyenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12636965797837362638noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7900334.post-1126076101794577612005-09-06T23:55:00.000-07:002005-09-06T23:55:00.000-07:00This really bites manyou owe me a damn cashew Nay!...This really bites man<BR/>you owe me a damn cashew <BR/>Nay! You owe me moreDun-Dunhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09373595624828175132noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7900334.post-1126075819141061832005-09-06T23:50:00.000-07:002005-09-06T23:50:00.000-07:00You got half a cashew, dude.You got half a cashew, dude.Dickolas Wanghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06169117968364871970noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7900334.post-1126075788481773502005-09-06T23:49:00.000-07:002005-09-06T23:49:00.000-07:00What a crock! The drunk who starts this thing gets...What a crock! The drunk who starts this thing gets nothing. You owe me a cashew damnt!Dun-Dunhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09373595624828175132noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7900334.post-1126075411960544052005-09-06T23:43:00.000-07:002005-09-06T23:43:00.000-07:00Graham, please don't ever say that to me ever agai...Graham, please don't ever say that to me ever again. In any guise.Dickolas Wanghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06169117968364871970noreply@blogger.com